(VIA ALEXIS BELON)
- It’s okay to let him teach you how to do domestic things that should be innate to you since you’re a girl.. like cooking. Embarassing. But okay.
- Never, under any circumstances, is it okay to burp, fart or poop in front of him. Luckily, I didn’t have to learn this one the hard way because us pretty girls don’t do any of the forementioned.
- You don’t necessarily need to see his vision to support his decision to pursue it. I’ve had difficulty in the past faking support for men I didn’t really believe in. Fortunately, this time around, I completely and whole-heartedly believe in his talent so supporting his dreams is effortless anyway.
- I really can’t trust anyone else in the world to mix an alcoholic beverage to my taste buds likings but him. I don’t even need to ask what he’s giving me anymore, because I know it’ll taste good.
- Don’t compete with Call of Duty, 2k, or any video game period, for his attention. You’ll lose.
- Sleeping with someone > sleeping alone. But if you happen to fall asleep in different rooms, don’t wake up throwing a bitch fit because he fell asleep on the couch watching a movie; bask in the glory of having enough room to sleep with your legs spread eagle.
- Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight! With previous dudes, I always kept whatever they were doing to irk me bottled up but w/ this kid, I feel comfortable just confronting him. Maybe every issue doesn’t get solved, but at least they’re not eating my alive.
- No matter how great he is, to your brothers, he will never be good enough.
- Sex is better when you love someone.
- I’ve learned that he’s the only person in this whole wide world who can actually win arguments with me.
- Sometimes you’ll catch him being a goof troop and find yourself smiling at the fact that not only do you love this geek, but you also love his goofiness and nerdy tendencies. Don’t just hold out for the person who will just tolerate your little quirks, hold out for the one who kind of likes them.
- And other times you’ll catch yourself staring at him in complete awe that someone could be this beautiful.
- If he isn’t your musical soulmate, he probably isn’t your soulmate at all.
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